i make dead things

consider this offical warning. please do not allow me to hold your babies, please do not ask me to feed your fish and please (!) do not under any circumstances even THINK of giving me a living plant. this includes those so called "un-killable" office plants, there is no. such. thing. if it lives, i will find some way to kill it. that is all.

p.s. memorial services for bob the office cactus (pictured above), will be held at the corner trash bin.

Lol! You have my vote as the best text-below-picture writer! Both me and my sister laughed over this for several min. Let me know when the memorial service is held. I'll come and be there for bob. Good luck to your next plant. It will need it! ;)

Kjetil [#] 04.29.04 - 10:42AM

Oh thank god. As your kindred sister, I guess I shouldh ave figured you'd be the only other person I know who could kill the "unkillable Cactus". It makes me feel better that Mistletoe now has a friend in cacti afterlife.

Tracee [#] 04.29.04 - 8:43PM

hahahaha... thanx for the prior warning!...

monkieX [#] 05.02.04 - 1:30AM

sorry to hear about the death of bob, but at least bob can live on in this photo .... i hope ....

james m [#] 05.06.04 - 6:44AM

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