     
i make dead things
consider this offical warning. please do not allow me to hold your babies, please do not ask me to feed your fish and please (!) do not under any circumstances even THINK of giving me a living plant. this includes those so called "un-killable" office plants, there is no. such. thing. if it lives, i will find some way to kill it. that is all.
p.s. memorial services for bob the office cactus (pictured above), will be held at the corner trash bin.
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